胡锦涛不战必疯布什记

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需要指出的是,胡(he)和谁(who)同音,是的长官(yes sir)和阿拉法特的名字亚瑟尔
(yassier)同音,咖啡(coffee)和安南的名字科菲(kofi)同音,赖斯和大米是一个词rice.
hu jintao was named chief of the communist party in china.
胡锦涛被任命为中共总书记
scene: the oval office. george bush and condolezza rice.
(场景) 椭圆形办公室, 乔治布什 和国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯
george: condi! nice to see you. what's happening?
布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了?
condi: sir, i have the report about the new leader of china.
赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人
george: great. let's hear it.
布什: 好极了,我们一起来听听!
condi: hu is the new leader of china.
赖斯:胡(谁)是中国的新领导人
george: that's what i want to know.
布什:这就是我要知道的
condi: that's what i'm telling you.
赖斯:这就是我要告诉你的
george: that's what i'm asking you. who is the new leader of
china?
布什:这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人?
condi: yes.
赖斯:是的
george: i mean the fellow's name.
布什:我是说那个人的名字
condi: hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
george: the guy in china.
布什: 那个在中国的人
condi: hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
george: the new leader of china.
布什:中国的新领导人!
condi: hu.
赖斯:胡(谁)
george: the chinese!
布什:那个中国人!
condi: hu is leading china.
赖斯:胡(谁)领导中国
george: now whaddya' asking me for?
布什:啊?现在是你问我了?
condi: i'm telling you hu is leading china.
赖斯: 我在告诉你, 胡(谁)在领导中国
george: well, i'm asking you. who is leading china?
布什:我在问你,谁(胡)在领导中国?
condi: that's the man's name.
赖斯:就是那人的名字
george: that's whose name?
布什:就是谁(胡)的名字?
condi: yes.
赖斯:是的
george: will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
china?
布什:你到底愿不愿意告诉我谁(胡)是中国的领导人?
condi: yes sir.
赖斯:是的,长官（亚瑟尔）
george: yassir? you mean arafat is in china? i thought he was in the
middle east.
布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢
condi: that's correct.
赖斯：没错
george: then who is in china?
布什：那么谁（胡）在中国？
condi: yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
george: yassir is in china?
布什：亚瑟尔在中国？？
condi: no, sir.
赖斯：不，长官
george: then who is?
布什：那么谁（胡）在？
condi: yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
george: yassir?
布什：亚瑟尔？
condi: no, sir
赖斯：不，长官.
george: look, condi. i need to know the name of the new leader of china. get
m
e the secretary general of the u.n. on the phone. i bet
he knows.
布什：听着，赖斯．我要知道中国新领导人的名字，给我接联合国秘书长．我觉得他会
知
道
condi: kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
george: no, thanks.
布什：不，谢谢
condi: you want kofi?
赖斯：你要科费（咖啡）？
george: no.
布什：不！！
condi: you don't want kofi.
赖斯：那么你不要科费（咖啡）
george: no. but now that you mention it, i could use a
glass of milk. and then get me the u.n.
布什：不，但是既然你提到它，我要杯牛奶就可以了，然后给我接联合国
condi: yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
george: not yassir! the guy at the u.n.
布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！
condi: kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
george: no, milk! will you please make the call?
布什：不，牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？
condi: call who?
赖斯：给谁打？
george: who is the guy at the u.n?
布什：谁（胡）是联合国的头？
condi: hu is the guy in china.
赖斯：胡（谁）是中国的头
george: will you stay out of china?!
布什：你能不能不提中国了？！
condi: yes, sir.
赖斯：是的长官（亚瑟尔）
george: and stay out of the middle east! just get me the
guy at the u.n!
布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！
condi: kofi?
赖斯：科费（咖啡）？
george: all right! light with sugar. now get on the phone.
布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话
(condi picks up the phone.)
（赖斯拿起电话）
condi: rice here
赖斯：赖斯在这（这有米饭）
george: rice? good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.
布什：米饭？好主意，在来点鸡蛋吧

ultranick

!!!!!
英国人说英国话了！！！